There are several established rules throughout pothead communities which keep order in the stoner circle and allow everyone to have an enjoyable weed smoking experience.
1. He who rolls the joint, lights the joint.
2. Never refuse anyone smoking your drink as cotton mouth is not enjoyable.
3. Don't 'Niggerlip' the spliff, meaning - don't get saliva on the end of the joint.
4. Do not smoke the spliff for too long as it is not cool. . . NOT COOL.
5. Don't roll anyone else's bud without permission.
6. Pass the joint round in a circle (its really gay calling 2nd & 3rds)
7. Try not to pass someone the dog-end of the spliff, its quite insulting.
8. Don't smoke with dodgy looking people you don't know as there could be anything in that joint.
9. Don't be tight with your weed and others won't be tight with theirs.
10. If someone is unable to light the joint from either being too high or just too high, they must relinquish the duty to someone else.
11. If someone smokes you out you must return the favour at some point in the future.
12.Do not double skin a 'tampon' joint. Always re-roll if you fail at the first attempt.
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Etiquette for smoking weed? I truly learned something essential from your blog post.Thanks for sharing such clarifying idea. I was truly impressed.
ReplyDelete13. dont rush someone or try to pry the joint from another persons hand.
ReplyDelete14. look around the room and make sure everybodys gotta hit. :)
15. Do not listen to Myron Florin music, Dick Contino music, or Florian Zabach music (unless all three are playing together).
ReplyDeleteHahaha, these are great etiquette rules.
ReplyDeleteI remember a few from college (hazy days)
Nice rules you have their buddy. In some case weeds are good for our body. But don’t smoke too much.
ReplyDeleteGreat great great list :) Some of the kids I used to toke with should definitely read this...their etiquette was shameful
ReplyDeleteFunny blog! Like the stoner M&M's.
ReplyDelete"Niggerlip?" That's racist as hell dude, otther than that, this stuff is pretty common sense.
ReplyDeleteumm yeah the first time I read "Niggerlip" I was like.. oh this must be totally not racist.. that's the only way it would make sense.. but then I read it again and was like.. nahh, it's hellla racist. everybody is my brother, whatever loves, whatever color
ReplyDeleteNEVER EVER STEAL SOMEONES WEED!
ReplyDeleteif smokin from bowl,bong,etc leave green for the next person!
ReplyDeletealways pass the joint to the left! BELGRADE STYLE
ReplyDeletePuff Puff Pass
ReplyDeleteLight that shit, Smoke that shit, Pass that shieeeeeet! <3
always clear your chamber in the bong
ReplyDeleteand never say no to a fellow toner
stoner*
ReplyDeletedon't let a cypher be your first time rolling...lol
ReplyDeleteAWESOME list. I must admit. I made some few mistakes before. And it's on this list.
ReplyDelete"'Niggerlip?' That's racist as hell dude, otther than that, this stuff is pretty common sense."
ReplyDeleteAt first it may seem racist, but the fact of the matter is that's what it's called pretty much everywhere, and that's what it's been called for probably longer than you've been alive. imo the worst breach of etiquette is trying to pry the j or bowl or whatever from the persons hand. Let them take their time.
listen to WOODIE THE WAY U FEEL whn u n ur homeboyz or homegirlz r smoking a fatass BLUNT -_-
ReplyDeleteDon't call it "niggerlipping" in front of your black friends.
ReplyDeleteIt's fucked up that an informative site like this, that can be appreciated by ANYBODY that appreciates the cannabis culture, would be so stupid as the put a racist slur up for laughs, alienating the thousands upon millions of black people who may have enjoyed and shared this website. Smdh and we think we're smarter then them
ReplyDeleteA thousands times YES!
Deleteand always, always, always clear the chamber of what you're smoking! If you can't you shouldn't be smoking it.