How To Stash/Hide Weed in Your Car

We all like a smoke in the car and because we don't want certain people finding our stash, there must be ways of keeping it hidden.

(Hopefully there aren't any cops reading this)

There are several ways of storing weed in your automobile.

Firstly, there is no place to

obvious. So don't stick it in the glove compartment, down the back of the seat or in the boot. Cops will look at the spare wheel too . . .

Secondly, Know your car! You should know any secret compartments in your car, whether it be a fuse box or a compartment behind the armrests.

Cops will only rip your car apart if they think you have a large amount of weed. If you do - run!

If not, then use these compartments only you know about to keep your stash hidden.

A favourite way of stashing bud in a car is to hide it in the gear stick cover.

Open the gearstick cover which is held on by elastic bands and you have uncovered quite a sizeable inconspicuous hiding place for your weed.

Shove your weed in and close her up. . .

More to come . . .

The Best Way To Store Weed & How To Keep It Fresh

So you've just procured a healthy amount of some dank ass chronic blueberry yumyum supercharged and have decided that this weed is so special that you would like to keep it in its current state for an undetermined amount of time. I.e. Fresh and moist

There are several schools of thought on how to keep your cannabis fresh and moist. 3 things to remember are:

Temperature - The optimum temperature for storing marijuana is 52-55 Fahrenheit (11-12 Celsius). So unless you have a fridgededicated to cannabis storage, room temperature or your regular fridge will do.However keep the weed away from below zero temperature and away from heat (unless smoking).

Air tightness - Store in an air tight container reduces oxidation and stops the weed drying out, losing flavour and potency

Darkness - Keep out of sunlight. UV light degrades THC and oils in the bud, reducing the buds potency.

Storage Units to retain marijuana's freshness:

Tupperware - Storing weed in Tupperware is an obvious choice for the cannabisconnoisseur wishing to retain his smelly herb. After using this method for many years i can definitely recommend it to any pothead wishing to keep their weed fresh. Tupperwear with a clip seal is probably the best to keep the container airtight.There is no need to store weed in the fridge, just ensure that it is kept in a cool, dry place away from sunlight.

Mason Jar - For those of you that prefer glass to plastic a mason jar is a perfect storage unit for your weed. Ensure the mastic seal on the top of the jar is not dehydrated and therefore effectively airtight.

Vacuum Bags - Storing weed in a Foodsaver vacuum bag is a brilliant method for storing marijuana on 2 levels.

1. It keeps the cannabis fresh for very long periods (months and months)

2. Vacuuming the bag reduces circulation inside the bag thus hiding the smell of weed. (Perfect for storing large amounts)

Vacuum flask - Storing marijuana in a vacuum flask or thermos

flask is the best way to not only keep the ganja fresh but also prevent the smell of cannabis permeating.

Some notes for storing weed:

1. Do NOT store weed in a freezer, this will dry your weed out. (People that suggest this are clueless)

2. Do not break up large nuggets of weed as this will increase the surface area susceptible to reacting with air.

How to refuse a drugs search from a police officer

Whether in a car or on foot in the U.S or the U.K a policeman cannot search you or your car without consent or a warrant. That is the law.

Don't be rude or disrespectful to a police officer or they will make trouble for you. At the same time do not the cop push you around or intimidate you.

This first video is what not to do if you get pulled over:



When you get pulled over tell everyone in the car to keep their mouths shut as they withhold the right not to answer any questions (plead the 5th).

Be dominant and courteous and don't act like you have something to hide.
This tutorial shows you what to do in such a case:



Thank you officer have a nice day! Cough (TWAT)

Stash Trick 2: How to avoid police sniffer dogs

There's nothing worse than getting pulled over by the cops when you have weed except when there is a sniffer dog involved.

This video explains one of the ways of sending the sniffer dog off trail of the scent by replacing it with another scent. This can be done by spraying some sort of deer hunters scent or keeping an animal or pet around.

More details can be viewed in this crazy tutorial:

How to smoke in your room without getting caught

So for some reason either being parents, housemates or landlords you need to hide the fact that you are smoking pot in your room.

This is how to go about it in a fool proof plan.

- If you have an air conditioned room, turn the air con off as it will circulate the air and blow the smell around and it will inevitably escape.

- Secondly the doors should be locked and windows open. Make sure the window does not face a public area where the weed smell can attract passers by.

- The best room to use would be a bathroom as the smell will not stick to tiles, rather than a carpeted room which will hold the smell for longer.

- Next plug a towel on the crack at the bottom of the door so the weed smoke dosn't seep out through it.

- If you are not blowing the weed smoke directly out of the window, aim a fan out of the window and blow towards it so the suction of the back of the fan guides the pot smoke out of the window.

- Light some scented candles/incense near the door just for precautions and an alibi to the pot smoke just in case anyone comes in and asks about the curious smell. It also masks the marijuana smell and freshens the room.

- Keep air freshener by you for 'emergencies'

- Sit back and enjoy your smoke!

NOTE: Whether smoking inside or outside, take your jacket and if its warm enough your t-shirt off as the cannabis smell sticks to your clothes.

How to get weed out of your system

Drug test coming up? Or just want to cleanse your body of the green?

People often ask me how do you get marijuana out of your system?

Here are a few methods of how to pass a drug test.

There are loads of detox products on the market like RESCUE DETOX
I have no idea how good these products are or what side effects they have but the basic method of quickly ridding your body of THC molecules is to flush it out.

You do this by . . .

Drink lots and lots of water, at least 5 litres a day. Always have water on you. (this will lead to lots of toilet visits)

Drink fruit juices full of anti-oxidants, cranberry juice is very good.

Lots of cardio and sweaty exercises. Or sauna / steam room time and sweat it out.

This may take up to a week to be effective, otherwise use someone else's piss!