Proper Etiquette for Smoking Weed

There are several established rules throughout pothead communities which keep order in the stoner circle and allow everyone to have an enjoyable weed smoking experience.

1. He who rolls the joint, lights the joint.

2. Never refuse anyone smoking your drink as cotton mouth is not enjoyable.

3. Don't 'Niggerlip' the spliff, meaning - don't get saliva on the end of the joint.

4. Do not smoke the spliff for too long as it is not cool. . . NOT COOL.

5. Don't roll anyone else's bud without permission.

6. Pass the joint round in a circle (its really gay calling 2nd & 3rds)

7. Try not to pass someone the dog-end of the spliff, its quite insulting.

8. Don't smoke with dodgy looking people you don't know as there could be anything in that joint.

9. Don't be tight with your weed and others won't be tight with theirs.

10. If someone is unable to light the joint from either being too high or just too high, they must relinquish the duty to someone else.

11. If someone smokes you out you must return the favour at some point in the future.

12.Do not double skin a 'tampon' joint. Always re-roll if you fail at the first attempt.

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